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The whole concept of &amp;#8220;manliness&amp;#8221; is just ridiculous</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The whole concept of &amp;#8220;manliness&amp;#8221; is just ridiculous&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/36856305431</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/36856305431</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:23:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astronomies.tumblr.com/post/35034842243/your-full-name-without-an-e-f-r-s-k-i-m-l-c-a-y-n"&gt;astronomies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainmorganlee.tumblr.com/post/35032079550/your-full-name-without-an-e-f-r-s-k-i-m-l-c-a-y-n"&gt;captainmorganlee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wr0n9way.tumblr.com/post/35027686178/your-full-name-without-an-e-f-r-s-k-i-m-l-c-a-y-n"&gt;wr0n9way&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-have-a-beard-so-i.tumblr.com/post/35027560734/your-full-name-without-an-e-f-r-s-k-i-m-l-c-a-y-n"&gt;you-have-a-beard-so-i&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intimidator88.tumblr.com/post/35027424568/your-full-name-without-an-e-f-r-s-k-i-m-l-c-a-y-n"&gt;intimidator88&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeahmainer.tumblr.com/post/35027344073"&gt;fyeahmainer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://billie-joe.tumblr.com/post/358838331"&gt;billie-joe&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;….. ..h… ..tt……d &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;V&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hw bu&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ogn hggs&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;h jozt&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;zh wggo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/35035133511</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/35035133511</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2012 22:40:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Do the kids in our school think we read these kind of books for no reason at all? If it...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do the kids in our school think we read these kind of books for no reason at all? If it wasn&amp;#8217;t still a problem, we totally wouldn&amp;#8217;t be reading these kind of books, but if you haven&amp;#8217;t noticed racism, and sexism, and other prejudices still exist&amp;#8230; you may not notice them, but I hope after sometime it hits you in the head&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/34776045677</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/34776045677</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 16:05:50 -0400</pubDate><category>complaints</category><category>ranting</category></item><item><title>This is the video my band director showed my band after we were...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9bZkp7q19f0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the video my band director showed my band after we were done playing last night….. so yeah, that was interesting&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/31376452320</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/31376452320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 22:13:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>astronomies:

when you have to call someone you’re not familiar with and it goes to their...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astronomies.tumblr.com/post/30263143336/when-you-have-to-call-someone-youre-not-familiar"&gt;astronomies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;when you have to call someone you’re not familiar with and it goes to their voicemail&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Truth&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/30263496541</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/30263496541</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 16:28:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So I was walking around Ottawa, Canada, in a farmers market, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8m7plWnIn1r2lunio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So I was walking around Ottawa, Canada, in a farmers market, and I saw a shop with this sign and just thought it was funny.  I realized afterwards it would’ve been funnier if I could have captured one of the produce stands on the other side of the sign but oh well….&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/29225974927</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/29225974927</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 19:53:00 -0400</pubDate><category>bacon</category><category>canada</category><category>ottawa</category></item><item><title>Okay I don&amp;#8217;t like Mitt Romney at all, but I saw the funniest sign for him in Maine.  It was a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Okay I don&amp;#8217;t like Mitt Romney at all, but I saw the funniest sign for him in Maine.  It was a white painted piece of wood, painted on with black paint, with pretty terrible letter forming which read &amp;#8220;quit the shit vote for mitt&amp;#8221;, and I just thought it was great&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/29222592556</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/29222592556</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 18:55:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh hey I have 25 followers on my accordion blog&amp;#8230;. this unfortunately makes me feel validated...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh hey I have 25 followers on my accordion blog&amp;#8230;. this unfortunately makes me feel validated as a human&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/26659141628</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/26659141628</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 19:18:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>People putting their standardized test scores on social networking sites make me feel inadequate</title><description>&lt;p&gt;People putting their standardized test scores on social networking sites make me feel inadequate&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/25601855326</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/25601855326</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:06:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Its kind of interesting how we like to think of everything as black and white when in reality...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Its kind of interesting how we like to think of everything as black and white when in reality everything is grey&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/25333593747</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/25333593747</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 21:48:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I have seventeen actually followers on my accordion blog, yay </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have seventeen actually followers on my accordion blog, yay &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/24431208661</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/24431208661</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:03:39 -0400</pubDate><category>imlame</category><category>accordionthings</category><category>woohoo</category><category>thisreallyisntsomethingtobeexcitedabout</category></item><item><title>people don&amp;#8217;t realize the consequences of their actions sometimes, and how it could affect...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;people don&amp;#8217;t realize the consequences of their actions sometimes, and how it could affect absolutely everything and it&amp;#8217;s really annoying, as in I&amp;#8217;m pretty pisses that I can&amp;#8217;t sleep right now&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/24236769966</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/24236769966</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:53:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>musicalmelody:

nakedatthewrongtime:

As a percussionist this is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4neudgRMp1r4ywixo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musicalmelody.tumblr.com/post/23884831204/nakedatthewrongtime-as-a-percussionist-this-is"&gt;musicalmelody&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nakedatthewrongtime.tumblr.com/post/23824708185/as-a-percussionist-this-is-true-also-i-believe"&gt;nakedatthewrongtime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;As a percussionist this is true.&lt;br/&gt;Also, I believe trombone is pretty accurate, too, lol &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I can vouch for the validity of the flute and saxophone one. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is pretty funny because I’ve heard a couple of my friends who play these instruments say something similar in the past two weeks hahahah&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23889684604</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23889684604</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 18:22:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I just made a carrot clarinet for physics and its wicked out of...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/zswaggoner/23875436728/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_23875436728" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just made a carrot clarinet for physics and its wicked out of tune, but come on, its a carrot clarinet&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23875436728</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23875436728</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 14:32:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>accordionthings:

So, I was texting one of my friends, and they...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g1e4svW41rty9aeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accordionthings.tumblr.com/post/23564989849/so-i-was-texting-one-of-my-friends-and-they"&gt;accordionthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So, I was texting one of my friends, and they asked what was my favorite animal.  And I mean puffins are pretty darn cool, so I said puffins and this picture was the result of that…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23568112906</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23568112906</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:22:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>http://accordionthings.tumblr.com/</title><description>&lt;a href="http://accordionthings.tumblr.com/"&gt;http://accordionthings.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Meheh I guess so…. its pretty lame&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23563937274</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23563937274</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 17:21:55 -0400</pubDate><category>astronomies</category></item><item><title>musicproblems:

submitted by: Anonymous 

Figured you’d...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4aevwffho1r0fsf7o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musicproblems.tumblr.com/post/23551723207/submitted-by-anonymous"&gt;musicproblems&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;submitted by: &lt;span&gt;Anonymous&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Figured you’d appreciate this Amanda hahaha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23562993497</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/23562993497</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 17:07:53 -0400</pubDate><category>sordini</category></item><item><title>Oh look good, I'm ranting again</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Stereotypes are so annoying.  People really don&amp;#8217;t seem to realize it, how every stereotype associates everyone who slightly fits that stereotype to the stereotype.  People don&amp;#8217;t seem to realize how even stereotypes that are used comically or the so called &amp;#8220;positive stereotypes&amp;#8221; can be so harmful.  I mean with the positive stereotypes, people think well &amp;#8220;its okay because its a compliment&amp;#8221;.  For one thing, you&amp;#8217;re pointing out a difference, its a stereotype, its wrong.  But furthermore, it harms all of those who do not fit the stereotype, requiring them to fill an unnecessary role for them in life.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then with the whole &amp;#8220;comedic stereotypes&amp;#8221; and &amp;#8220;its okay because its true&amp;#8221;.  That logic is just so stupid its ridiculous.  Just because you observe some population to have some similar attributes does not mean that you automatically deserve to be held to that standard.  For example, I share the same last name as a composer who was anti-Semitic.  Most would find it absurd to say that I should somehow be judged by his actions.  Yet, we do this every single day with every stereotype we purvey, its  no different than that example, and it is in fact worse.  The relations are far less clear, yet we act upon them.  This entire rant stems from the recent Trayvon Martin shooting.  This case is the epitome of the problem with stereotypes: this was a teenager who was stereotyped out of his life.  Its absurd enough that we say a person can&amp;#8217;t do something because of their gender, or race, but even in the 21st century, someone was denied the right to live, simply because they fit the most minute portion of a stereotype.  How can we accept this when we claim a society where anybody can aspire to be anything they want to be? How can it be accepted that those who fit certain genders or races, automatically lose some societal rights of passage simply for those states? Based upon our principals, this is unacceptable, and I hope that this serves of a sign of EVERYTHING we should not tolerate as a society.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/19802750160</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/19802750160</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:03:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I really suck at having a blog&amp;#8230;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I really suck at having a blog&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/19032234981</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/19032234981</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:45:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I am just soooooo infuriated with how the members of our state house just apparently have no mental...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am just soooooo infuriated with how the members of our state house just apparently have no mental capacity for rational thought what so ever.  I just have no words to describe how immensely stupid and moronic they are&amp;#8230;..  Like they are stupid to the point that I cannot possibly derive humor from anything that they do&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/16658335328</link><guid>http://zswaggoner.tumblr.com/post/16658335328</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:23:01 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
